WEW LAD, YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT!

You absolute muppet, you've gone and done it again. What a mental idea, I swear. Didn't anyone else see that coming? Probably not, because you're just too smart for your own good. You really gotta be kidding me, mate. Fair play Absolute numpty|What a legend {Get it done|Sorted! |You're mental, you know that? Pray the best for your future.